Funny FedEx Massage Chairs Commercial 2008

Funny FedEx Massage Chairs Commercial 2008

(vibrating voice)
Okay, Let's get started.
Tom, How we doing?

(also vibrating)
Well, at Fedex office, Ground Shipping rates are less than at the UPS store, which has substantially reduced overhead.
and with the savings, We were able to buy these massage chairs.
Everybody likes a good massage.

(non-vibrating)
Sorry I'm late.

(vibrating voice)
Ahhh.

Ahhh. Right there.

Relax, it's FedEx.