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Tina Fey Martin Scorsese American Express Commercial 2008

Tina Fey and Martin Scorsese American Express Commercial 2008

Ground Hostess: Sorry. No business class seats left to Paris.
Tina: Really? Because I love those warm nuts.
Ground Hostess: Just Coach.
Tina: AWE... Some. Ok.
Martin: Tina. Tina Fey
Tina: Mr.Scorsese.
Martin: Please. Marty
Tina: Ok. Uh...Marty.
Martin: I really love the comedy you're doing.
Martin: It's early screwball, you know, with a twist.
Tina: I can't believe you're seen it.
Martin: Oh, I've seen it.
Tina & Martin: Hahahaha!
Martin: I've been meaning to talk to you about something that could be an unique opportunity for you.
Tina: Ok!
Martin: Yes
Martin: Wanna go to the lounge?

Spotlight "COACH" on the airline ticket

Tina: The lounge?
Tina: Now, where it that boading pass?
Tina: It's in here. I'll be going in. Yeah.
Martin: Ok.
Tina: This boarding pass. Listen, I'm flying coach, but you got to let me in.
Executive Lounge Rep: I'm sorry, but I can't.
Tina: Do you look familier to you at all?

Tina wearing the glasses.

Tina: Sometimes I wear these on the TV.
Tina: This is my chance to be kicked to death in a movie.
Tina: My name is Tina Fey.

Tina showing American Express Platinum Card

Executive Lounge Rep: Oh. Go right in.
Tina: Really? That worked?

Announcer: Are you aware that you can access over 120 lounges simply by showing the Platinum Card?
Announcer: Are you a Cardmember?

Martin: Here it is.
Tina: Is this a script?
Martin: Not a script. No.
Martin: It's something better.
Martin: I have a great timeshare in Boca.
Tina: Boca
Martin: But you have to act now.

Tina Fey Martin Scorsese American Express Commercial 2008

Tina Fey and Martin Scorsese American Express Commercial 2008

Ground Hostess: Sorry. No business class seats left to Paris.
Tina: Really? Because I love those warm nuts.
Ground Hostess: Just Coach.
Tina: AWE... Some. Ok.
Martin: Tina. Tina Fey
Tina: Mr.Scorsese.
Martin: Please. Marty
Tina: Ok. Uh...Marty.
Martin: I really love the comedy you're doing.
Martin: It's early screwball, you know, with a twist.
Tina: I can't believe you're seen it.
Martin: Oh, I've seen it.
Tina & Martin: Hahahaha!
Martin: I've been meaning to talk to you about something that could be an unique opportunity for you.
Tina: Ok!
Martin: Yes
Martin: Wanna go to the lounge?

Spotlight "COACH" on the airline ticket

Tina: The lounge?
Tina: Now, where it that boading pass?
Tina: It's in here. I'll be going in. Yeah.
Martin: Ok.
Tina: This boarding pass. Listen, I'm flying coach, but you got to let me in.
Executive Lounge Rep: I'm sorry, but I can't.
Tina: Do you look familier to you at all?

Tina wearing the glasses.

Tina: Sometimes I wear these on the TV.
Tina: This is my chance to be kicked to death in a movie.
Tina: My name is Tina Fey.

Tina showing American Express Platinum Card

Executive Lounge Rep: Oh. Go right in.
Tina: Really? That worked?

Announcer: Are you aware that you can access over 120 lounges simply by showing the Platinum Card?
Announcer: Are you a Cardmember?

Martin: Here it is.
Tina: Is this a script?
Martin: Not a script. No.
Martin: It's something better.
Martin: I have a great timeshare in Boca.
Tina: Boca
Martin: But you have to act now.

Funny American Express Business Gold Card Commercial 2008

Funny American Express Business Gold Card Commercial 2008

Ground Hostess: Hello. How can I help you today?
Businessman 1: I need to get on the flight to San Francisco.
Businessman 1: I got a big venture capital pitch for my business.
Ground Hostess: There's a flight leaving in 47 minutes.
Businessman 1: That's terrific. Thanks.
Businessman 1: Here you go.

Businessman 1 gave the ground hostess non-business credit card with cats picture.
The ground hostess started feeling suspicious.

Ground Hostess: And You said this is a business flight?
Businessman 1: Yeah. Why?

The ground hostess called the scurity.

Security guy: Please come with us, sir.
Security guy: This way, sit.

The security guy take Businessman 1 out.

Ground Hostess: How can I help you, sir?
Businessman 2: Heading to San Francisco.

Announcer: If you own your business, Own the card that says so.

Ground Hostess: Very Good, sir.
Businessman 2: Thank you.
Ground Hostess: Have a Good Flight.

Announcer: The Gold Card with Reward to Reinvest in Your Business, Eearn Double Reward Points on Travel and More Bonus Points as Your Spending increases.
Announcer: To Apply, Visit open.com/Gold or Call 1-800-NOW-OPEN.
Announcer: AMERICAN EXPRESS OPEN
Announcer: Calling All Business Owners

Budweiser American Ale Advertisement 2008

Budweiser American Ale Advertisement 2008

Discover a whole new flavor.
Born of cascade hops and caramel malted barley for a full bodied taste and bright, hoppy finish.
It's not just a new beer.
It's a whole new ale.
Introducing Budweiser American Ale.

"Sip. savor. repeat."

AMBIEN CR Advertisement 2008

AMBIEN CR Advertisement 2008

Tired of morning coming in the middle of the night?
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The first layer dissolves quickly to help you fall asleep and unlike other sleep aids. A second dissolves slowly to help you stay asleep.
Until you know how AMBIEN CR will affect you, you shouldn't drive or operate machinery.
Plan to devote 7 to 8 hours to sleep before being active.
Sleepwalking and eating or driving while not fully awake with amnesia for the event have been reported.
In rare cases severe allergic reactions can occur.
If you experience any of these behaviors or reactions, contact your doctor immediately.
Side effects may include next day drowsiness, dizziness and headache.
It's non-narcotic and can be taken for as long as your prescriber recommends like most sleep aids, it has some risk of dependency.
Don't take it with alcohol.
To wake-up ready for your day, ask your prescriber for two-layer AMBIEN CR.

Disneyland Birthday Advertisement 2008

Disneyland Birthday Advertisement 2008

Something Big is happening on your birthday because beginning January, we inviting you to join us one of our parks on your birthday absolutely free, so log onto and register your birthday at disneyparks.com

What will you celebrate?

BMW 5 Star Crash Test Rating Advertisement 2008

BMW 5 Star Crash Test Rating Advertisement 2008

BMW X5 "5-Star Crash Test Rating"
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Well equipped models + No-cost maintenance + Fuel efficient engines + Special lease and financing = BMW X5 or X3

Korbel Toast Life Advertisement 2008

Korbel Toast Life Advertisement 2008

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AT&T Advertisement Nancy 2008

AT&T Advertisement Nancy 2008

Steve Hey, Nancy's phone.
Nancy doesn't have AT&T, so no bars here.
Yeah, we're not getting the call about how Freddy the fun loving dinosaur costume is damaged.
Apparently they're sending T-Rex.
Yeah, we missed that call.
Yeah, memories.

For the best coverage, switch to AT&T.
More Bars in More Places.
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Jack Daniel's Advertisement 2008

Jack Daniel's Advertisement 2008

His was the Oldest Registered Distillery in the United States.
From the place where water is cool, clean and iron free.
Perfect for making Whiskey.
Charcoal mellow drop by drop for smooth seven, the Tennessee way which is not easy way, but his way.

"WHAT THE LABEL DOESN'T TELL YOU, A SIP WILL. PLEASE ENJOY RESPOSIBLY"

Intuit QuickBooks Advertisement 2008

Intuit QuickBooks Advertisement 2008

This is my accounting system.
Unpaid invoices on the purple ones.
Still Evolving.
Announcer: There's an easier way to manage your business.
With Intuit QuickBooks software, you can easily create invices, track sales and magage payroll.
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Men's Rogaine Form Advertisement 2008

Men's Rogaine Form Advertisement 2008

You can buff up, clean up, but you can't cover up that bald spot.
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AT&T Advertisement Howard 2008

AT&T Advertisement Howard 2008

Beep.
Happy Holidays.
Howard's phone.
Howard doesn't have AT&T which means he hes no bars way out here, so he never got the call from his friend telling him to thaw the turkey before he deep fries it, otherwise it could, You know, Explode.
Yeah, we missed that call.
I'm missing some beard.
Switch to the network for the best coverage, AT&T.
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Infiniti limited Engagement Winter Event 2008

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It's a season for giving. so why not give very best like exhilarating Infiniti G Sedan or bold Infiniti FX. The gift you can enjoy everyday of the year. Visit Infiniti limited Engagement Winter Event now!
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American Express Gold Card 2008 Advertisement

American Express Gold Card 2008 Advertisement

"ARE YOU A CARDMEMBER?"
Narrator A: I love this one. This man finally pop the question.
Cardmember1 (man): Do you like it?
Cardmember1 (woman): Oh it's so beautiful.
Narrator A: But Visa Card over the limit.
Store Clark: I'm so sorry.. It seems be the problem..
Narrator A: His fiancé told him to call to the American Express
"NO PRE-SET SPENDING LIMIT. APPLY NOW 1.800.THE.CARD"
Cardmember1 (man): sorry..
Narrator B: OK. This one is so cool. The gold club member wanted special gift for his wife's birthday
Cardmember2 (woman): Oh no..
Narrator B: So I got him ticket to gold card advance the concert the year before when it on sale.
Cardmember2 (man): Got them.
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"CALL 1.800.THE.CARD and APPLY NOW"
Narrator B: Call 1800 the card for the preferred reward gold card.
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Restaurant Server: Tiramisu?
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Narrator D: Apply now and annual fee waive for a first year.
Are you settling for less? or are you a card member.

Korbel Toast Life Advertisement

Korbel Toast Life
2008 KORBEL & BROS INC. 13250 River Rd . Guerneville, Sonoma County, CA 95446
CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY

Boston Market Whole Rostary Chicken

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